悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 Bosses Batch 4 (along with the Suck-ass and Bad Ending)

Ok, I'm going make this progress shit real fast before April 10 comes. So here are 5 bosses where 4 of them contains the 'you-know-what' dogshit.

*sigh* If only you morons have the brain cell to ask Captain Obvious first...

vs. Dario (with the Lame-ass Ending)
Psh, what an asstard. Rape Guillotine Soul and there's your ending that sucks balls. It's THAT goddamn motherfucking simple!


vs. Paranoia
Screw fucking Guillotine Soul, this asshole has two phases. The first one will try to get close and stab your ass so have a maxed out Killer Clown and rape the backdash glitch OR if you use Amalaric Sniper Soul, do it one at a time instead of doing the damn glitch.

Once he's done, phase two comes up and this time, he's as big-ass as you. Spin Devil his ass while he's floating and quickly backdash then snap him the Killer Clown Soul, he's THAT pathetically easy, psh! As a reward, you'll get his soul which lets you enter mirrors so do go back to the previous room to get an item and so as The Lost Village.


vs. Aguni
Guillotine Soul Dario's ass first so he knocks back and gives you a chance to enter the mirror. Do that and you'll face Aguni. This annoying asshole is a threat so try be a bit far from him. If he spits the flame on the ground, use the Medusa Head Soul (if you don't have it, what a dumbasshole you really are!) and rape Guillotine Soul 'till he finishes spitting shit. Sometimes, he flies up and doing a dive bomb to where you are so time that shit. And the punching crap...do your best avoiding it, I ain't telling you how. Once he's down, use the Paranoia Soul to get back to the real world.


The last video requires "that" so any motherfucking jerkasshole idiot with an empty brain-cell knows what "that" is. If you can't figure it out then don't bother continuing this game anymore, you shithead. >_>


Bad Ending
If you want to see this shit, don't equip "it". Then go to the Garden of Madness and watch. You'll unlock Julius Mode and I won't do any records of that shit so fuck you all. Find the location by yourself.


How to counter the Bad Ending?
Equip "it" and go to the Garden of Madness. Simple as cleaning shit.

That'll be my rants for today.