[AQUASTYLE] Fushigi no Gensoukyou 3 Melonbooks DL Extras

These are the freebies that you get when you purchase the game via Melonbooks DL. These contain 3 Wallpapers and a Music Track.

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[Platine Dispostif] Gundemonium Recollection and GundeadliGne

[GundeadliGne Download]
Game patched to 1.03
[Gundemonium Recollection Download]
Instructions
- Extract the file.
- Either mount the bin/cue using Daemon OR extract the bin using UltraISO and Cut/Copy the "gundemonium" folder to your destination of choice.
- The omake folder contains the classic version of Gundemonium and it runs full screen so Alt+Enter isn't going to work.
- Update patches of Recollection can be downloaded here and make sure to download BOTH 1.00 to 1.20 patch and 1.20 to 1.23 patch then apply.
= If the links are down, reply to this post so I can reupload it.

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[AQUASTYLE] Bullet Report 1.0.3 Pre-Patched

Download Link
Instructions
- Run "BRLauncher1.03.exe" to play. Always use it whenever you want to start the game!
- To configure, run "バレットリポート.exe" and go to "ゲーム設定" then "入力設定".
= If the links are down, reply to this post so I can reupload it.

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[SnowGale] Mugen Kakyou ~ First Disaster

Waiting for this game in August? Well don't be 'cuz it's finally here!!

Download Link

Mirror Link
No installation required, extract the game and play the game with no wait!

If the links are not working, please let us know.

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Puella Magi Madoka Magica Portable Official Custom Theme

Download Link
To those who can't get these Official Custom Themes, well here's a treat for you Madoka fans! These contain three Custom Themes that were inputted by a Password in the game and works!

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[Niji-iro Hitsuji] Touhou Hack and Slash English

Download Link
Instructions
- Extract the file and use the file "Touhou - Hack and Slash (DX9).exe" to play the game in english.

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7th Dragon 2020 Image Rips

Download Link

'till then!

[Hachimitsu Kumasan] Shin Touhou Musou

Download
Instructions:
- Just extract the file and play the game. Applocale is needed to fully enjoy the game.

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Touhou Soujin Engi Last Word and Skills

This has the the very first BGM that I recommended before changing, YT is a complete asshole.

The next batch will be on Zansho, updating Reimu's Musou Ten'i Muhou with cut-in, Last Word for 5 new characters and additonal Last Skills for the rest of the gang. It'll be a short one, really.
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悪魔城ドラキュラ 奪われた刻印 - 魔戦騎エリゴル

This ass gave me a hell of time!!

vs. Masenki Eligor
I had to do the fucking cheap method that was used on Death before so...fuck that.

Dracula is last! But I dunno if I can kick Jiang Shi's ass...

That'll be my rants for today.

ZSNES test record

Doing a test record using ZSNES then converting it to Any Video Converter to .avi and resolution of 512x448.

Gradius Stage 1 (Easy)
Fucking lame I know, I'm doing it a test run so it's not damn fucking official when I'll do a gameplay vids of it on Normal. E-Laser is goddamn broken, bosses are fucked up real bad. If the panning is still there on the bottom of the video, I'll just have to delete this fuckshit entry. Bullshit, it worked!

That'll be my rants for today.

edit: Here are 2 more vids on Normal, one is half of the said resolution while the other is the same.

Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Dracula (Hard Mode, Level 1)

No tips here also, sorry. Spoilers were cut due to rush. Watch it on your own.

vs. Dracula (no spoilers)
When all's done, your rewards are Vic Viper, Konami Man and Twinbee. Ain't it fucking sweet?

That'll be my rants for today.

悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 - メナス

I'm in a rush here today and won't giving you pointers so watch the whole fucking clip on your own (it contains the 'you-know-what' shit)!

vs. Menace
So once you're finished, Boss Rush, Sound Test are unlocked. You can use the save file to start on Hard Mode (if you're a lame-ass).

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悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 Last 2 Bosses before the Final Boss

Just to rush this before SakuCon!! Here are the last 2 bosses before the final shit himself...

vs. Death
He has some cool attacks but his appearance totally suck-ass. His scythe has some range which is kinda hard to evade. If he follows you, he'll attempt to pull off a 2 hit slash attack so double jump on the first hit so the second will evade. If he spins his weapon, it'll burst into a bunch of mini-scythes so either use the Spin Devil soul or anything to clean the shit up. Sometimes he casts 3 clones of himself and do a chop so go in between them to avoid or often he'll do it the second time. Once his first form is piled the second is somewhat hard but a bit fuckking easy. If he disappears, he's about to pull you out so when he appears start double jumping but the annoying part comes in when he spins his weapon, traveling in a portion of the screen and a couple of mini-scythes are appearing. Keep those Guillotine Soul dropping so he can taste his own. It was fucking disappointing that he didn't do his giant skull craps which was too damn easy if you have the Medusa Head soul and rape the Guillotine Soul >_>

Warning though, you can still get hit by the damn spinning scythe if he's defeated.


vs. Abaddon
This last ass is totally annoying and to counter those locusts shit, Gergoth and Spin Devil (both are Guardian Souls so put them on Set A and B respectively) so pull off Gergoth 'Shoop da Whoop' Soul if he does a straight line, a C line and a reverse J (stroking from bottom to top) while the Spin Devil is for the inverted J (stroking from top to bottom) and slap him with some powerful Bullet Souls while he's not summoning his bugs. So once he's done, you get his second to the last soul prolly you should have at least 99.1% Soul Completion as the last Soul is just after the boss room.

Once you got the last soul, head back to the room to where 3 Frozen Shades are to get your hardworking reward: Chaos Ring. You can now use those souls to craft powerful weapons needed for the last boss (you don't need to concern getting all the souls again since you have the ring).

The last boss will be uploaded tomorrow and I'm all goddamn motherfucking done!! (needs to finish Portrait of Ruin Level 1 Hard also)

That'll be my rants for today.

悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 Bosses Batch 4 (along with the Suck-ass and Bad Ending)

Ok, I'm going make this progress shit real fast before April 10 comes. So here are 5 bosses where 4 of them contains the 'you-know-what' dogshit.

*sigh* If only you morons have the brain cell to ask Captain Obvious first...

vs. Dario (with the Lame-ass Ending)
Psh, what an asstard. Rape Guillotine Soul and there's your ending that sucks balls. It's THAT goddamn motherfucking simple!


vs. Paranoia
Screw fucking Guillotine Soul, this asshole has two phases. The first one will try to get close and stab your ass so have a maxed out Killer Clown and rape the backdash glitch OR if you use Amalaric Sniper Soul, do it one at a time instead of doing the damn glitch.

Once he's done, phase two comes up and this time, he's as big-ass as you. Spin Devil his ass while he's floating and quickly backdash then snap him the Killer Clown Soul, he's THAT pathetically easy, psh! As a reward, you'll get his soul which lets you enter mirrors so do go back to the previous room to get an item and so as The Lost Village.


vs. Aguni
Guillotine Soul Dario's ass first so he knocks back and gives you a chance to enter the mirror. Do that and you'll face Aguni. This annoying asshole is a threat so try be a bit far from him. If he spits the flame on the ground, use the Medusa Head Soul (if you don't have it, what a dumbasshole you really are!) and rape Guillotine Soul 'till he finishes spitting shit. Sometimes, he flies up and doing a dive bomb to where you are so time that shit. And the punching crap...do your best avoiding it, I ain't telling you how. Once he's down, use the Paranoia Soul to get back to the real world.


The last video requires "that" so any motherfucking jerkasshole idiot with an empty brain-cell knows what "that" is. If you can't figure it out then don't bother continuing this game anymore, you shithead. >_>


Bad Ending
If you want to see this shit, don't equip "it". Then go to the Garden of Madness and watch. You'll unlock Julius Mode and I won't do any records of that shit so fuck you all. Find the location by yourself.


How to counter the Bad Ending?
Equip "it" and go to the Garden of Madness. Simple as cleaning shit.

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Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Brauner (Hard Mode, Level 1)

vs. Brauner (no spoilers included at all)
I don't feel like watching the cutscenes so fuck skip that.

He gets a little bit harder and this is where you will get to use the Grand Cruz/Grand Cross whatever shit that is to avoid the portraits but his patterns are still dumbass fucking the same so go read this shit if you're a lazy ass bastard. Don't bother using the Holy Claymore on him, just rape ass the VK and he's goddamn done.

So I will not record Nest of Evil due to that Balore gave me a shit hell of a time beating him, dammit DC are fucking useless at all then Charlotte's Full Charge Salamander against Gergoth do crappy damage. It's bullshit.

Skipping that bullshit, I'll have to face-off against Dracula and attain the best ending. Then after that, I'm back to playing Sougetsu no Jyuujika (unless Pokemon Platinum give me a bullcrap of a time after beating Gardenia).

That'll be my rants for today.

悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 - バットカンパニー

vs. Bat Company
One of the most annoying dumbass-tards I have ever encountered. Bullshit.

To counter this load of bull, Buer and Guillotine Soul, 'nuff said. It will always lunge at you so time your jumps to avoid him. Sometimes he'll change forms like a hand or a Moai rip-off from Gradius so I can't tell you how to counter those so...good luck. Once his ass is gone, you'll get his soul which lets you change into a bat and reach higher areas, just watch your MP in case it goes down the drain...

Paranoia boss will be later since the last area will be time consuming, new enemies, new souls, blah blah, yadda yadda you get the whole damn point.

I really like using the Guillotine Soul so what the fucking hell's your goddamn problem, you dumb bastards? If you can't take fast fights then fuck off, you're just a huge time waster here.

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悪魔城ドラキュラ蒼月の十字架 Bosses Batch 3

I had to upload 2 for the meantime...both of them are HARD AS GODDAMN FUCKING HELL!! (but they get pathetically easy once the patterns are read so haw haw...)

vs. Gergoth
Of all the bosses, he is the most annoying yet pathetic. Damage him as much as you can on the first phase and once he crumbles the ground, you'll go a long wee wee all the way down so either do some damage or avoid him (but eventually, you totally suck if you didn't smack him) so once his head is on the ground, now's your chance to smack him all the way before he gains momentum and the shackles on his feet are broken but nothing much on the shithead...but be careful on his 'Shoop da Whoop' shit. Upon defeating, you'll get the Guardian Soul which also does 'Shoop da Whoop' shit too.


vs. Zephyr
The fourth Mafuujin is damn hard to pull off so again, I resorted to practice. Oh and before facing him, see the tiny shit floating on the background? That is one of the monsters that is said on the UMA News (if you give a real damn care looking it) If you have the Mandragora Soul, use it and he'll pop goes the weasel and obtain his Guardian Soul (but not added on the Enemy Book so WTFH) which increases INT and LUCK (but nothing happens like bullshit). Before I face him, I went back to max out Alura Une and Iron Golem so as Yeti.

For the clueless assheads out there, there I said it.

So against him...psh, psh, pfft, wahahahahahaha!! Whatta dumbass and he is SO fucking easy!! Just rape Guillotine Soul 5 times and he sucks! If he does his Clock Up, he'll shoot knives above your head so once it's Clock Over, you'll get what I mean. If you get lucky, you might be in between the knives but if not, sucks to be you.

That'll be my rants for today.

Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Nest of Evil (Normal Mode, the whole shit)

I ask myself: "Ilang minuto ako tatagal sa buong lugar ng hindi bumabalik sa umpisa?" so to find out how, I loaded my JUSTIPHI file.

Total time: 12 minutes 15 seconds
(all the way on the last room but trimmed it thus the vid ended up at 12:10)
And yes, I used some songs from Kamen Rider (4 of them in order) and they are:

Elements by Rider Chips feat. Ricky (Kamen Rider Blade)
Justi-phi ~Accel Mix~ by ISSA (Gekijouban Kamen Rider Faiz Paradise Lost)
This Love Never Ends by Takeda Kouhei (Kamen Rider Kiva)
Journey through the Decade [TV Size] by Gackt (Kamen Rider Decade)

If you don't like the songs or the vid or both then bitch-ass fuck off. Don't bother watching it.

That'll be my rants for today.

Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Medusa (Hard Mode, Level 1)

vs. Medusa
Bitch, she is 30% more annoying than in Normal Mode but still, I did the same shit method but make sure once she burrows her lower body to ther ground, you're away from it or else you'll suffer insane damage (thus, I got a couple of Game Over thanks to her).

Have Charlotte cast Clock Up then rape Bwaka Knife = see damage chip like no tomorrow.

Now that ass is outta the way, Brauner's up.

That'll be my rants for today!